Roadkill.
kuurion:

Happy 4/13 everybody!!!
This is my successor to last year’s Grimdark Rose. This also took a hell of a lot longer and was a shitton more work. But I’m improving!
Background came from here: http://wallpaperswin7.blogspot.ca/2011/02/best-free-desktop-wallpapers-of-3d_1751.html

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

nevver:

Everything is
kekai-k:

A big Knight

sarah-sinister:

ptrslbrmn:

instead of proclaiming that every girl in the world is sexy no matter what why don’t we start talking about how it doesn’t matter whether or not you’re sexy because sex appeal is irrelevant and is used as a tool for male dominance

YES

THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN THINKING THE WHOLE TIME

i-come-by-it-honestly:

John Scalzi gets it.

skippinpuppy:

it’s so weird im not twelve right now, I just remember being twelve drawing my teen titans ocs and wolves and now its one a.m im almost seventeen and goats mean everything

Oh, don’t talk to me about balloons. Balloons explode, Jen. They explode suddenly and unexpectedly. They are filled with the capacity to give me a little fright and I find that unbearable.

mynameiseyyyyyy:

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

This will be very useful for cons
danaterrace:

dipper doodles from a meeting

krudman:

racconconnoisseur:

themysteryofgravityfalls:

Fix it! Do it! Accidentally unscrew it! It’s time to fix things with Soos!

I can’t get enough of the terrible after effects

It took me a good while to realize I was not watching youtube poop, and that’s just perfect.

ultrafacts:

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