i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle
attractive animated characters are so weird bc it’s like “you’re just a bunch of lines but i’d fuck you”
THEY ARE NOT A BUNCH OF LINES!
THEY ARE ALIVE!
THEY ARE REAL!
I’M GOING TO HAVE THEIR BABIES!
remember when missing e was still a thing and tumblr practically destroyed their own website just so it wouldnt work right and there were constant popups telling you to get rid of missing e even if you didnt have it
so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing
people are psycho
I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!
classiest way to poison someone hands down
That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.
I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.
wait why does everyone want one of these
what are all of you people planning
i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary
look at this dude
look at his hands
wow okay hello
mako mankanshoku twins
and of course:
I can’t breathe.
the background characters are gayer than the whole show can ever even try to be
I feel like we’re not talking about this enough
like, I think we often assume that at this time Sherlock kind of took John for granted, expected him to always be there, which to be fair it does often seem like
but it’s actually there in plain…
[She] Got herself on a witness protection scheme, apparently.
I love John’s face in this last gif. It’s like “heh, I forgot; you’re SHERLOCK” followed by sadness that Sherlock is incapable of feeling normal attachment to anyone and a hint of tragic “he’ll never feel it for me either”. Lord, Martin.
This, to me, is one of the clearest scenes to demonstrate John feelings for Sherlock. It’s plain on his face and there’s really nothing else going on in the scene to explain away what’s going on. At the end of TSoT there’s a lot of stuff on johns face, but there’s so much in his heart at that moment that it’s hard to be precisely confident about what he’s telling us on screen.
But in this scene, he’s only really reacting to one thing, Sherlock’s (apparently) cold dismissal of Irene. And since Martin is utterly brilliant it’s a clear read of the emotions he’s feeling.
The last words said by Black youth murdered by policemen.
someone at school today said ‘xD’ out loud like EX DEEEEE and i didn’t think i’d ever have to be faced with that