Roadkill.

peachofcake:

if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something

ravclaw:

homework to do: hella

homework i’ve done: negative hella

vaporwave-official:

avant-sad:

vaporwave-official:

tumblr is like this:

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we should be like this:

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why would a cool jock like me want to get along with nerds?

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checked:

i bet john would either be really good or really bad at this game
…or just get really carried away with the hammer and make everyone else fear for their lives
the-thought-emporium-imperial:

lntruding:

soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes

Babushkats

bemusedlybespectacled:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

it was on MY BIRTHDAY

bakadille:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

an artist is stranded on a desert island alone and decides to pass the time by drawing. less than a minute after they take out a sketchbook, one lone person washes up on the island and desperately says “oh my god you can draw can you draw me”

The artist now has food

sharkfartsandthings:

Can we talk about the episode descriptions for Regular Show on Netflix? 

lilprincesssss:

holy-time-lord-of-gallifrey:

Drake and Josh shaped our generation like I’m 99.99% sure that this show is the reason I’m so sarcastic.

this show is literally my life

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